Dear Reader,
Today, I have my best friend helping me write this blog post.
RPU: HEYYYYOOOOO peoplezzzzz!
Lol, nice. A tad too enthusiastic, I think, RPU.
RPU: Not sorry at all. :P
So... I'm bored.
RPU: Well, you're talking to me. You shouldn't be bored.
-coughs awkwardly- True, true. But I am unfortunately still bored.
RPU: WELL GET UNBORED.
I am TRYING.
RPU: Not trying hard enough! TRY HARDER DAMMIT.
-concentrates- Okay, this isn't working. What should we talk about?
RPU: STEVEN UNIVERSE.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
RPU: Yes.
No.
RPU: -laughs loudly-
-_-
RPU: Never mind. We can watch that later. Right now, I want everyone to know that I am the QUEEN at everything I do and if I don't like it, I'll change it up.
Okay. Coolio. Love the randomness of that statement, boo.
RPU: Why, thank you, sister.
No problemo. :P
RPU: -sings a made-up song about Harry Potter-
Uhhhh... Okay..? Earth to RPU!
RPU: What? I wasn't singing. Huh?
-_-
OH MY GOD I just realized that you are wearing your GLASSES. FINALLY.
RPU: -sighs- Ugh. These glasses are so UGLYYYY.
They are NOT.
RPU: I just don't like wearing them. :(
They fit your personality, boo. AND YOU LOOK ADORABLE.
RPU: Thank you for that. But STILL.
YOU NEED TO BE MORE POSITIVE, RPU.
RPU: -growls-
RPU: -actually growls-
I am terrified. HELP.
RPU: -laughs- YAYYYY I SCARED YOU. I'm a lion now. ROOOOAAARRRRR!
-snorts-
RPU: -imitates a pig snorting-
I WILL FIGHT YOU DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY SNORTS.
RPU: YOU WANNA GO. HUH? BEEEETTTTT.
-raises hands- OKAY OKAY.
RPU: -growling intensifies-
JEEZ. We are such dorks. XD
RPU: -wheezes- LOL YAHP WE ARE.
I like being a weirdo. :P
RPU: ME TOO.
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?
RPU: I DON'T KNOOOOOWWWW.
XD
-- Ella Cinder
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